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If your girlfriend's going to be hanging around our house for hours upon days

tell her to put some clothes on!

This afternoon, I realised:

Why had I been waiting for so long for my tea to cool down so I could safely drink it, when I could have just been adding cold water to the cup? Hmm? come on? why hasn't anyone shared this information with me? I haven't been drinking tea for that long, so it's not like I'm an old wise tea drinker like everyone else out there. Why does this information not come with the order of putting milk and sugar in after the hot water? Why?! why?! I shall have to ask around.

Todaaaay! Yes! 2009!

I was texting Matt whilst walking out of post 16, and I heard two orange scruffy poorly dressed girls behind me say 'snake'.
I then began listening to their conversation, and it became prominent that they were talking about my mobile phone!
'hahaha snake!'
'yeah, as if you have that phone, it's well old'
'i know, as if you do, retrovintage mate, you need to get with the fashions mate'
'haha those nokias came out in the 1930s dint theyy'
'yeah, i had that phone when i was six'

:( leave me and my beloved phone alone.

Letzes Woche

Mein jungefruende bought me some flowers!
Because I was illllllllllllulululululuh!
So today, I dried the rose petals so I can keep them for a nice long while!

Photograms!

I created some photograms today :)
We were allowed to create whatever we wanted out of the objects there were on the table outside!
I grabbed some lace, bubble wrap, a snowflake glitter piece, a sequin moon, some film! a glass dish, a plastic leaf, a feather (which works really well!) and some stupid mesh stuff that ruins everything.

I experimented with the focus of light and the intensity with the glass dish which made a nice pattern! And the bubble wrap looks nice and skeletal! alsooo, the lace is my favourite! and the movement of the leaf :)

We're doing some more tomorrow! I have found some ideas on the internet so I'll play around with those! yum yum!

I like this owl composite photogram a lot!



This idea and composition of this one is very lovely!


I like the way Alexander Rodchenko uses shadows!

Happy Easter ;)

I am eating the best thing ever!

Grated Apples and Cheese!
A little bit of onion would seal the deal, however onion isn't something to consume in the afternoon before conversing with sensual humans!

Don't be a sheep, you don't have to follow anyone anymore

you're not following anyone anymore, you're doing what you want to do.

what am i doing? i'm following someone more than i ever have done before.

well done.
hypocritical conscience.

Happy Village

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Yearbook Me? Yearbook Yourself!

Some people make their faces too big! Silly! Keep it saaaafe! Keep it in ratio!

This one is my favourite of myself. I think I look a little bit like Gail Plaitt. She's a hot piece of sausage.

Maureen rings the Zoo

One day there was a massive penguin found in Tesco at the back of the freezers and everyone was concerned for his health as the freezers contained toxic ammonia gas systems as they were older than 40 years of age. Maureen, the head Freezer monitor, whilst wearing her massive gold badge, fell over a little bit from the weight of the bling, and realized that the penguin had to be rescued by the RSPCA. The RSPCA was on hold for 3 hours due to a massive increase in hedgehog rescues this season, so Maureen thought that it was best to call the local zoo. “Hey, this is Maureen, the head monitor of the freezers at Tesco in Norwich, and I was wondering if you had misplaced a black and white penguin at any point this season?”
“Err, sorry, dunno. Let me check.” The man at the Zoo replied in an uneager manner. “Sure thing, sugar puffs” “du du du du doooo du du du du doooo” the man suspiciously sang at the other end of the line. “Are you pretending to put me on hold?” Maureen asked angrily. “Uhh noo. I was just beckoning the penguins.”
“Are they coming?”
“Uhh no. Let me get mah broom”
“OKAY! HURRY! WE HAVE AN EPILEPTIC PENGUIN HERE AND WE NEED TO SAVE HIM!”
“Uhh, okay sure.” 3 hours later, the man finally picked up the receiver and told Maureen that there was a 3 foot crocodile missing from the zoo and wondered if she had seen him crawling about at all. “YOU HAVE WASTED PRECIOUS TESCO TIME. YOU WILL BE PUNISHED” Maureen hung up in a huff. For the rest of the day, Maureen was very angry and didn’t like people to touch her.

Thankyou

I'm so angry now,
plus I have no poor internet ridden people to take the piss out of to release my anger and frustration. I guess I used to be an internet bully, and anyone who existed, I bullied. Why? I'm not even sure. It's not as if I'm insecure. I guess I just like to laugh at people. I laugh at myself more than anyone else. However, recently I've been taking life very seriously. I guess I've had to, as there is more than just me involved in my small little world right now. I've let someone else in, not fully in yet, but they'll gradually get there I hope. I hope they like it here.

Now that my time has not been focused on laughing at people, there have been some good points and bad points to the fact that I have deleted facebook.
a) I have had my head focused on other things, i.e schoolwork.
I can remember things a lot more easily
b) I have been reading a lot more
c) I am happier, more content, less jealous!
d) I feel like a real person, not just a display picture on the internet. ( I have real emotions!)

However, the bad things are:

a) I'm not being invited to things (I'm being forgotten I guess)
b) WHAT IS COOL?
c) I feel lost? I have no direction in fashion or what is cool in the current climate of the social situation.
d) I will no longer be popular!

ALTHOUGH! These bad things have their benefits. I have a lot more to say now, and I'm not scared of being who I want to be. ( I think!)

Bargain Hunt

Thanks for the lipstick

NOW GOOOO HOOOME!
I want to walk around in my lack of clothing now I'm thinner
I want to eat out my fridge now I'm ill!
I want you to get out of my house so I can pass through the hallway
I want you to stop speaking to my mother because you're altering her pronunciation of words.

LADY IN THE DOORWAY!

Style Diary

I don't understand?
I'm really grumpy right now, this is just a medium to direct my anger as I've just deleted facebook. I figured this would be a more constructive way to release my anger! (I'm hardly ever angry, however, sometimes I get angry because people use parenthesis too often)
SO FUCK YOU OPEN BRACKETSSS colon open bracket colon open bracket :(

Style Diary!
I don't understand where the style is ON STYLE DIARY!
all I see is poorly dressed people pretending to have style because they're not in fashion.
It's very rare that I have come across someone with quality, inspiring pictures.
Pictures that make me jealous.
Jealousy is something that often inspires people like me to do something.
However, I do not take it too seriously.

Style Diary!
I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW A GUY WEARING SMART TROUSERS, A SCRUFFY, not even good scruffy, T-SHIRT AND WEIRD SHOESSS AND A FREAKING TIEEEE IS STYLISH!
street style is just cringey in my opinion!
bleh!
bleh to you all!
damn right it's street style, you live on the freaking streets and get your clothes from
other people's dumpsterss? right? not even good charity shop finds.
CLOTHES PEOPLE HAVE THROWN AWAY BECAUSE THEY WOULD BE EMBARRASSED TO SEE ANYONE ELSE WEARING THEM!
I don't throw those clothes away though!
I cut them up and turn them into something more useful.
That's what they should have done!
SAVE THE PLANET YOU BITCHES.
peace out. x